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*PREORDER* “Messy Human” Jumbo Tote

*PREORDER* “Messy Human” Jumbo Tote

$35.00 USD
$35.00 USD
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This item is for preorder and will ship end of September 2026.


Did you know that you get to be a Messy Human just like the rest of us?! It’s your first time being human and it’s ok if it’s a messy mix of magic and struggle. You’re doing a great job! 

  • 12-ounce, 100% cotton canvas
  • Self-fabric handles
  • Dimensions: 15"h x 20"w x 5"d; Approx. 1,500 cubic inches

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